I've decided to work through the bitterness that has come with knowing 7 people who are engaged (4 sorority sisters, 1 friend, 1 coworker, Dave's sister) by writing a book titled "That Stupid Bitch is Getting Married and You're Not". Chapters to be included are:
* It's OK to Hate the Bride
* Ways to Steal Her Thunder
* Reasons Why You're So Much Prettier Than She Is
* Ways to Make the Bride-to-Be Fat
* How to Manipulate Your Man Into Proposing To You
* Using Witchcraft to Ruin Her Big Day -and-
* Be Happy, They'll Get Divorced Soon
