Note to Self

When you have been deemed by the family to be "old enough" to know your cousin's pseudo name that she uses for modeling and other questionable activities. Do NOT, repeat do NOT google her. You will just be inundated with icky, icky things that you did not want to see your cousin doing. Bad, bad, bad.

PS - I still love my cousin. What I saw has not made me think less of her in the bit. She is a gorgeous girl who has had a lot of pain in her life and yet still surmounted it all to have a successful career.

California is SOOOOO Weird

Growing up in Southern California it seems as if everyone has a family member who works in The Industry (aka Hollywood). Either you know someone who actually works in The Industry (gaffers, PAs, etc) or you know someone who is striving to be in The Industry (usually writers, directors, and actors). Myself being a 4th generation Southern Californian (wrap your head around that one) have several members in The Industry. Two of my cousins are models (although print models since we are all shorties on this side of the family). One of those cousins just got married in Las Vegas. This particular cousin was once one of the many girlfriends of a famous man who founded a famous magazine. (Don't want to type his name in case it gets googled). A few of his current girlfriends were bridesmaids in her Sin City wedding and the whole che bang will probably air on an upcoming episode of the girlfriend's tv show on E!. All in all it was a perfect Hollywood wedding for my cousin and I am really happy that she has finally found love. I'm also really happy that I was able to get the inside scoop on everything going on inside the Mansion and a few things going on outside the Mansion.

Side note: My cousin is much MUCH older then she looks in pictures. In fact just add 10 years to whatever age you are guessing she is and that is probably still under her actual age. Bottom line she looks 10x more faboo then me so regardless of her age she is still a gorgeous bitch. Anyways, during her many years of singledom she has brought many boys to family functions for us to meet and I have had to endure the zany, weird, and altogether disgusting. I am sooooo thankful that she finally found one who seems sweet, nice and is really interesting to talk to over dinner.