Spanx You Very Much

Of all the things in this world, I think I love Spanx 4th most (topping the very shallow list would be sushi, sex, and books). Spanx is an essential part of my wardrobe anytime I have a non-work function where more then 2 people will see me. Tonight I have a dinner with Dave's coworkers and you can bet your bottom dollar that I will be spanx'd out. Spanx are even so comfortable (I have the slim cognito) that I can wear it through an entire 8 hour work day and never once feel like my innards are being pushed out my mouth. If you've never heard of Spanx then read this, go buy yourself a pair, and then tell me you love me later.